I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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