I don't think brook has ever known best
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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