well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Randomize
