Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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