Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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