bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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