at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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