So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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