Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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