I wanna bring you to show and tell
I think I died a long time ago.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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