Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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