"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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