Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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