Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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