Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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