fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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