It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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