I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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