Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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