god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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