can we get nightvision for the apartment?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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