I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I deserve this hangover.
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