I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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