Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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