Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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