id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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