Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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