You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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