are you still at the devil's house?
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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