Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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