He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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