careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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