GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I enjoy the company of your penis
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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