Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
