I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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