Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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