um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We have so much sex to catch up on
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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