He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I stole a fireplace last night.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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