I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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