You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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