ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize
