He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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