and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
vagina is talking i cant
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
