but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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