I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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