what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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