She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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