i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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