grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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