Fuck appropriateness.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
